Monday, October 5, 2009

Why is NFL Quarterback Mark Sanchez
banned from South County?


The denizens of his hometown Mission Viejo have been brainwashed to hate Jets.

(Disclaimer: For the NIMBYs who are slow, this is a joke.)

12 comments:

anon said...

Nice joke, Vernon. But no matter how well you explain the joke, the anti-El Toro International Airport NIMBYs can't take a joke. That's why we call them brainwashed NIMBYs. Turn on the lights, Vernon. Those crossed runways never looked so good.

Anonymous said...

Keep your day job, Donnie, you suck at comedy.

anon said...

1243, there's a silver lining in that cloud of Mark Sanchez Jet brainwashing. Mission Viejo doesn't matter any more. Irvine has complete control of El Toro International Airport. The airport is huge and it is the only good piece of real estate for an airport in this region. That's why it will be opened, when the need is carefully spelled out to Irvine. Turn on the lights, Vernon. There's money to make in aviation at El Toro International Airport. No more great park. El Toro International Airport forever.

Anonymous said...

NIMBYs who are slow? That just about describes all of them.

anon said...

723, yes, anti-El Toro International Airport NIMBYs all are slow. They have no sense of humour.

Anonymous said...

"Humour" Donald? Are we British now or just drinking too much British gin?

And South County does have a fine sense of humor. We laugh at you and the Boo-Hoo choir (latest hit single, "I'm So Tortured") every single day.

Vernon Delights said...

North and South County laughs at the failure of the Great Pork. Couldn't happen to a finer city than Irvine.

anon said...

Yes, Vernon, we laugh at the great park and millions want El Toro International Airport open. Anti-El Toro International Airport NIMBYs have no sense of humour, no honour and only thoughts of grey. We bask in our high class glory. Glad to see you floundering, Lone Nimby.

Anonymous said...

Poor Donald, go write another "Im so tortured" letter so we can all shed another tear for the Boo-Hoo choir. Nothing makes us laugh more because we all understand the joke is on (or the joke simply is) NIMBY Beach.

anon said...

You can always count on Lone Nimby to chime in with hate, jealousy and insults as soon as stellar points in favor of El Toro International Airport are made. Turn on the lights, Vernon. Nobody, absolutely nobody, is in the noise zone of El Toro International Airport. It's fun to laugh at Lone Nimby, who reaps what is sown.

Anonymous said...

754 is sure jealous of NIMBY Beach.

Where is she from?
Dana Pout?
Laguna Bitch?
Laguna NIMBY?
Irvwhine?
Coto De Caca?

Wherever it is, they do have lower property values than NIMBY Beach. That's fo shizzle.

anon said...

If you squeeze Lone Nimby, she claims to live in Corona del Mar, with an ocean view and a key to a private shorecliffs beach. One thing is for sure, there is, in her, not an ounce of love for El Toro International Airport nor for the neighbors of John Wayne Airport. Bigotry, envy, jealousy and hate will not prevail in the battle for El Toro International Airport. Cute names for hot bed cities, 519.